063_alal: Never Relativize Chocolate!

It's IMpossible to relativize (the importance of) chocolate!!!

There’s our sweetest CosmoGirl Linda again! I had some troubles with her text because originally I wanted to use the phrase ‘It’s IMpossible to relativize the importance of chocolate’. I chose the shorter option and I do hope I did the right thing!

For more Linda, see: 094_alal, 123_alal, 129_alal and 004_bcon!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

004_bcon: OMG! I’m Turning 30!!!

NO! I am ABSOLUTELY not afraid of turning 30!!!

CosmoGirl Linda, one of the 20-something (single?) big-city girls that regularly pops up in the alal-universe, is also a regular in our ‘Blonde Confessions’ series. Victor and I find her the sweetest CosmoGirl we invented🙂

See also 063_alal, 094_alal, 123_alal and 129_alal!

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Note: the Pink Series stands for ‘Blonde Confessions’

042_bcon: Deliciously Rude Boobs

Men KEEP on telling me I have DELICIOUSLY rude boobs! Now isn't that SWEET!!!!!

Meet Kim, our Super Double D CosmoGirl! Victor and I created her especially for ‘Blonde Confessions’, one of the sub-series of ‘About Love And Life’. We both love the way she talks about men and her boobs🙂

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Note: the Pink Series stands for ‘Blonde Confessions’

137_alal: A Winning Team!

Yes... *SIGH* You and I... We make a WINNING team!!!

This is one of the 20-something big city (single?) girls that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I believe she likes to be naked and she enjoys the company of toys of an erotic nature. We think she’s a ‘STF’: A Sex Toy Fan…

See also: 019_alal, 039_alal and 057_alal!

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Note: the Brown Series stands for ‘Vibrators & Love Dolls’

053_alal: I Am In God Shape!!!

I'm in BETTER dan good shape, poop! I'm in GOD shape!!!

Meet Gilbert, one of our ‘CosmoGays’. In the alal-universe this hunkalicious represents ‘the muscular gay community’.

See also: 106_alal!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

072_alal: My Girlfriend Comes And…

Well, MY girlfriend just comes and comes and comes...

In the alal-universe these two guys are know as ‘Two Suits’. Victor and I believe they work in Advertising… They always discuss their ‘RelationshipShit’ during their lunch breaks.

Want more Two Suits? Check: 027_alal!

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Note: the Blue Series stands for ‘Problems & Misunderstandings’

057_alal: Sundays And Holidays!

These I save for Sundays and Holidays!!!
The alal-universe is occupied by several 20-something, big city (single) girls, Victor and I like to call the ‘CosmoGirls’. This special sex toy collection belongs to one of them. We suspect it’s the girl from 019_alal, 039_alal, or maybe 147_alal…

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Note: the Brown Series stands for ‘Vibrators & Love Dolls’