063_alal: Never Relativize Chocolate!

It's IMpossible to relativize (the importance of) chocolate!!!

There’s our sweetest CosmoGirl Linda again! I had some troubles with her text because originally I wanted to use the phrase ‘It’s IMpossible to relativize the importance of chocolate’. I chose the shorter option and I do hope I did the right thing!

For more Linda, see: 094_alal, 123_alal, 129_alal and 004_bcon!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

004_bcon: OMG! I’m Turning 30!!!

NO! I am ABSOLUTELY not afraid of turning 30!!!

CosmoGirl Linda, one of the 20-something (single?) big-city girls that regularly pops up in the alal-universe, is also a regular in our ‘Blonde Confessions’ series. Victor and I find her the sweetest CosmoGirl we invented 🙂

See also 063_alal, 094_alal, 123_alal and 129_alal!

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Note: the Pink Series stands for ‘Blonde Confessions’

042_bcon: Deliciously Rude Boobs

Men KEEP on telling me I have DELICIOUSLY rude boobs! Now isn't that SWEET!!!!!

Meet Kim, our Super Double D CosmoGirl! Victor and I created her especially for ‘Blonde Confessions’, one of the sub-series of ‘About Love And Life’. We both love the way she talks about men and her boobs 🙂

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Note: the Pink Series stands for ‘Blonde Confessions’

137_alal: A Winning Team!

Yes... *SIGH* You and I... We make a WINNING team!!!

This is one of the 20-something big city (single?) girls that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I believe she likes to be naked and she enjoys the company of toys of an erotic nature. We think she’s a ‘STF’: A Sex Toy Fan…

See also: 019_alal, 039_alal and 057_alal!

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Note: the Brown Series stands for ‘Vibrators & Love Dolls’

057_alal: Sundays And Holidays!

These I save for Sundays and Holidays!!!
The alal-universe is occupied by several 20-something, big city (single) girls, Victor and I like to call the ‘CosmoGirls’. This special sex toy collection belongs to one of them. We suspect it’s the girl from 019_alal, 039_alal, or maybe 147_alal…

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Note: the Brown Series stands for ‘Vibrators & Love Dolls’

057_alal: Feng Shui Fan!

Look! I've feng shuid my collection!!!

After Victor made a cartoon with one of my texts, I almost always made two or more new texts for the same toon. So, you will find lots of familiar cartoons with new text 🙂

The alal-universe is occupied by several 20-something, big city (single) girls, Victor and I like to call the ‘CosmoGirls’. This special sex toy collection belongs to one of them. We suspect it’s the girl from 019_alal, 039_alal, or maybe 147_alal…

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Note: the Brown Series stands for ‘Vibrators & Love Dolls’

057_alal: Go On Holiday!

Who wants to go on holiday!!!

The alal-universe is occupied by several 20-something, big city (single) girls, Victor and I like to call the ‘CosmoGirls’. This special sex toy collection belongs to one of them. We suspect it’s the girl from 019_alal, 039_alal, or maybe 147_alal…

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Note: the Brown Series stands for ‘Vibrators & Love Dolls’

124_alal: Diet Like A Tsunami!

Girl, I've been dieting for years! Like a TSUNAMI! Totally hopeless!! But... I comfort myself with the fact that I've been THIN and BLOND in my previous life! At least... That's what two of my dearest reincarnation therapists claim!

After Victor made a cartoon with one of my texts, I almost always made two or more new texts for the same toon. So, you will find lots of familiar cartoons with new text 🙂

There’s Hannah again, our plus size CosmoGirl. This 20-something big city (single?) girl has a thing for ‘Men & Food’… or is it ‘Food & Men’!?! Victor and I are still not sure about that! And, as we can read, she’s also into ‘Flexible Dieting’ and ‘The AfterLife’! PS: We think she’s on the phone with Linda – again!

Want more Hannah? Check: 009_alal, 137_alal and 145_alal!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

124_alal: Entitled To Ultimate Happiness!

Well... according to Cosmo I should focus on TOTAL happiness... while Glamour says I must strive for PURE happiness... and O advises me to go for TRUE happiness. But I myself feel I am entitled to ULTIMATE happiness!!! What...? The latest thing is INFINITE happiness!?!

There’s Hannah again, our plus size CosmoGirl. This 20-something big city (single?) girl has a thing for ‘Men & Food’… or is it ‘Food & Men’!?! Victor and I are still not sure about that! And, as we can read, she’s also interested in finding ‘Happiness’! PS: We think she’s on the phone with Linda…

Want more Hannah? Check: 009_alal, 137_alal and 145_alal!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

135_alal: If You Catch My Drift!

Well... I just need MEN and SEX to SHOOT back into my body again! If you catch my drift!?!

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl BellaDonna, another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I suspect she’s a ‘GS’: a Guru Shopper! Right now she’s with guru, telling him what another Guru told her 🙂

See also: 134_alal!

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Note: the Green Series stands for ‘Gurus & Selfhelpbooks’

134_alal: I Need Men And Sex!

So... I just need MEN and SEX to shoot BACK into my body again!?!

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl BellaDonna, another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I suspect she’s a ‘GS’: a Guru Shopper! Right now she’s getting some advice from our Love Guru.

See also: 135_alal!

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Note: the Green Series stands for ‘Gurus & Selfhelpbooks’

145_alal: The Magnum Dark!

Well, the Magnum Dark has a MUCH stronger body & a MORE intense taste than all the other men... uhm, Magnums!

Meet Hannah, our plus size CosmoGirl. This 20-something big city (single?) girl has a thing for ‘Men & Food’… or is it ‘Food & Men’!?! Victor and I are still not sure about that! She’s having an icecream-talk with sweet CosmoGirl Linda.

Want more Hannah? Check: 009_alal, 124_alal and 137_alal!

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Note: the Blue Series stands for ‘Problems & Misunderstandings’

104_alal: Hell YES I’m Cheating!

Hell YES I'm cheating on you! Why!?! Because someday, somewhere in the future, YOU will cheat on ME!!! *SIGH*

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl Cleo (short for Cleopatra), another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I really LOVE her logic!

See also: 060_alal!

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Note: the Yellow Series stands for ‘Fights & Make-up sex’

074_alal: Come Like A Fountain!

Well, when I COME, I come like the Fontana di Trevi! Do you think you can handle that!?!

Say ‘Hello!’ to CosmoGirl Georgina again! She’s one of the 20-something big-city (single?) girls that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I see her always hanging out with her girlfriends or hanging on to her cell phone, mainly talking about orgasms and stuff…

For more Georgina toons, see: 045_alal, 056_alal,  108_alal, 118_alal and 125_alal! And… she also appears in our ´Blonde Confessions´ series!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

070_alal: Pro Active Erections!

Francesco, please!!! I'm SO fed up with these PRO-active erections of yours!!!

Meet Nina, another 20-something big city (single?) girl. She definitely is the most career-oriented CosmoGirl that walks around in our alal-universe.

Want more Nina? See: 042_alal! And… she is a regular in our ‘Blonde Confessions’ series!

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Note: the Yellow Series stands for ‘Fights & Make-up sex’