124_alal: Diet Like A Tsunami!

Girl, I've been dieting for years! Like a TSUNAMI! Totally hopeless!! But... I comfort myself with the fact that I've been THIN and BLOND in my previous life! At least... That's what two of my dearest reincarnation therapists claim!

After Victor made a cartoon with one of my texts, I almost always made two or more new texts for the same toon. So, you will find lots of familiar cartoons with new text 🙂

There’s Hannah again, our plus size CosmoGirl. This 20-something big city (single?) girl has a thing for ‘Men & Food’… or is it ‘Food & Men’!?! Victor and I are still not sure about that! And, as we can read, she’s also into ‘Flexible Dieting’ and ‘The AfterLife’! PS: We think she’s on the phone with Linda – again!

Want more Hannah? Check: 009_alal, 137_alal and 145_alal!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

124_alal: Entitled To Ultimate Happiness!

Well... according to Cosmo I should focus on TOTAL happiness... while Glamour says I must strive for PURE happiness... and O advises me to go for TRUE happiness. But I myself feel I am entitled to ULTIMATE happiness!!! What...? The latest thing is INFINITE happiness!?!

There’s Hannah again, our plus size CosmoGirl. This 20-something big city (single?) girl has a thing for ‘Men & Food’… or is it ‘Food & Men’!?! Victor and I are still not sure about that! And, as we can read, she’s also interested in finding ‘Happiness’! PS: We think she’s on the phone with Linda…

Want more Hannah? Check: 009_alal, 137_alal and 145_alal!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

135_alal: If You Catch My Drift!

Well... I just need MEN and SEX to SHOOT back into my body again! If you catch my drift!?!

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl BellaDonna, another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I suspect she’s a ‘GS’: a Guru Shopper! Right now she’s with guru, telling him what another Guru told her 🙂

See also: 134_alal!

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Note: the Green Series stands for ‘Gurus & Selfhelpbooks’

134_alal: I Need Men And Sex!

So... I just need MEN and SEX to shoot BACK into my body again!?!

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl BellaDonna, another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I suspect she’s a ‘GS’: a Guru Shopper! Right now she’s getting some advice from our Love Guru.

See also: 135_alal!

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Note: the Green Series stands for ‘Gurus & Selfhelpbooks’

145_alal: The Magnum Dark!

Well, the Magnum Dark has a MUCH stronger body & a MORE intense taste than all the other men... uhm, Magnums!

Meet Hannah, our plus size CosmoGirl. This 20-something big city (single?) girl has a thing for ‘Men & Food’… or is it ‘Food & Men’!?! Victor and I are still not sure about that! She’s having an icecream-talk with sweet CosmoGirl Linda.

Want more Hannah? Check: 009_alal, 124_alal and 137_alal!

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Note: the Blue Series stands for ‘Problems & Misunderstandings’

104_alal: Hell YES I’m Cheating!

Hell YES I'm cheating on you! Why!?! Because someday, somewhere in the future, YOU will cheat on ME!!! *SIGH*

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl Cleo (short for Cleopatra), another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I really LOVE her logic!

See also: 060_alal!

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Note: the Yellow Series stands for ‘Fights & Make-up sex’

074_alal: Come Like A Fountain!

Well, when I COME, I come like the Fontana di Trevi! Do you think you can handle that!?!

Say ‘Hello!’ to CosmoGirl Georgina again! She’s one of the 20-something big-city (single?) girls that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I see her always hanging out with her girlfriends or hanging on to her cell phone, mainly talking about orgasms and stuff…

For more Georgina toons, see: 045_alal, 056_alal,  108_alal, 118_alal and 125_alal! And… she also appears in our ´Blonde Confessions´ series!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’