063_alal: Never Relativize Chocolate!

It's IMpossible to relativize (the importance of) chocolate!!!

There’s our sweetest CosmoGirl Linda again! I had some troubles with her text because originally I wanted to use the phrase ‘It’s IMpossible to relativize the importance of chocolate’. I chose the shorter option and I do hope I did the right thing!

For more Linda, see: 094_alal, 123_alal, 129_alal and 004_bcon!

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Note: the Purple Series stands for ‘Feelings & Emotions’

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042_bcon: Deliciously Rude Boobs

Men KEEP on telling me I have DELICIOUSLY rude boobs! Now isn't that SWEET!!!!!

Meet Kim, our Super Double D CosmoGirl! Victor and I created her especially for ‘Blonde Confessions’, one of the sub-series of ‘About Love And Life’. We both love the way she talks about men and her boobs 🙂

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Note: the Pink Series stands for ‘Blonde Confessions’

137_alal: A Winning Team!

Yes... *SIGH* You and I... We make a WINNING team!!!

This is one of the 20-something big city (single?) girls that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I believe she likes to be naked and she enjoys the company of toys of an erotic nature. We think she’s a ‘STF’: A Sex Toy Fan…

See also: 019_alal, 039_alal and 057_alal!

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Note: the Brown Series stands for ‘Vibrators & Love Dolls’

135_alal: If You Catch My Drift!

Well... I just need MEN and SEX to SHOOT back into my body again! If you catch my drift!?!

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl BellaDonna, another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I suspect she’s a ‘GS’: a Guru Shopper! Right now she’s with guru, telling him what another Guru told her 🙂

See also: 134_alal!

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Note: the Green Series stands for ‘Gurus & Selfhelpbooks’

134_alal: I Need Men And Sex!

So... I just need MEN and SEX to shoot BACK into my body again!?!

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl BellaDonna, another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I suspect she’s a ‘GS’: a Guru Shopper! Right now she’s getting some advice from our Love Guru.

See also: 135_alal!

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Note: the Green Series stands for ‘Gurus & Selfhelpbooks’

087_alal: Inborn Leadership Qualities!

So... THIS is what's left of your 'Natural Charisma' and your 'Inborn Leadership Qualities'!!! SIGH*

This is one of the several Dual-Career Couples that walk around in the alal-universe. Victor and I notice that they always seem to be mixed up in some sort of (love)quarrel… Although we are not 100 percent sure this lady is with the same man as she is with in 128_alal and 138_alal?

See also: 002_alal, 013_alal, 021_alal, 052_alal, 089_alal, 115_alal, 119_alal, 128_alal, 136_alal, 138_alal, 139_alal, 143_alal!

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Note: the Yellow Series stands for ‘Fights & Make-up sex’

104_alal: Hell YES I’m Cheating!

Hell YES I'm cheating on you! Why!?! Because someday, somewhere in the future, YOU will cheat on ME!!! *SIGH*

Give a warm welcome to CosmoGirl Cleo (short for Cleopatra), another big-city (single?) girl that regularly pops up in the alal-universe. Victor and I really LOVE her logic!

See also: 060_alal!

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Note: the Yellow Series stands for ‘Fights & Make-up sex’